Rustlers' Rhapsody

May 10, 1985

1h 28m

★ 5.5

Rex O'Herlihan. The great big Western Hero. To a lawless land he brought truth, justice, some fancy riding and wonderful outfits.

Overview

A singing cowboy roams the Wild West with his sidekick, dancing horse and fancy wardrobe.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Western

Production Companies

Paramount Pictures

Tesauro S.A.

Impala

Rustlers' Rhapsody Trailers

Cast

Rex O'Herlihan

Tom Berenger

Peter

G.W. Bailey

Miss Tracy

Marilu Henner

Colonel Ticonderoga

Andy Griffith

Railroad Colonel

Fernando Rey

Colonel's Daughter

Sela Ward

Jim

Brant von Hoffman

Jud

Christopher Malcolm

Blackie

Jim Carter

Bob Barber

Patrick Wayne

Sheepherder No. 1

Paul Maxwell

Sheepherder No. 2

Manuel Pereiro

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6.5

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6.9

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6.7

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7.2

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7.3

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8.7

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9.8

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6.1

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