The French Kissers

Jun 10, 2009

1h 30m

★ 5.8

They might speak the language, but they haven't got a clue.

Overview

An awkward adolescent boy and his angst-ridden friends try their best to fit in amongst a cast of varied characters.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Production Companies

Les Films des Tournelles

Pathé Distribution

The French Kissers Trailers

Cast

Hervé

Vincent Lacoste

Camel

Anthony Sonigo

Aurore

Alice Trémolière

Laura

Julie Scheibling

Benjamin

Robin Nizan-Duverger

Loïc

Baptiste Huet

Mohamed

Simon Barbery

Meryl

Camille Andreys

La mère d'Hervé

Noémie Lvovsky

La fille de la vidéo

Valeria Golino

La mère d'Aurore

Irène Jacob

La directrice

Emmanuelle Devos

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