A Million Ways to Die in the West

May 22, 2014

1h 56m

★ 6.1

Bring protection.

Overview

As a cowardly farmer begins to fall for the mysterious new woman in town, he must put his new-found courage to the test when her husband, a notorious gun-slinger, announces his arrival.

Genres

Comedy

Western

Production Companies

RGB Media

Fuzzy Door Productions

MRC

Bluegrass Films

A Million Ways to Die in the West Trailers

Cast

Albert

Seth MacFarlane

Anna

Charlize Theron

Louise

Amanda Seyfried

Clinch

Liam Neeson

Edward

Giovanni Ribisi

Foy

Neil Patrick Harris

Ruth

Sarah Silverman

George Stark

Christopher Hagen

Cochise

Wes Studi

Old Prospector

Matt Clark

Lewis

Evan Jones

Ben

Aaron McPherson

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