Second-Hand Hearts

May 8, 1981

1h 42m

★ 0.0

A Recession Romance

Overview

A boozy drifter tries to get to know the widow he married while on a bender.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Lorimar Motion Pictures

Second-Hand Hearts Trailers

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Cast

Loyal Muke

Robert Blake

Dinette Dusty

Barbara Harris

Human Dusty

Collin Boone

Iota

Amber Rose Gold

Sandra Dee

Jessica Stansbury

Sandra Dee

Erica Stansbury

Voyd

Bert Remsen

Ermy

Sondra Blake

Maxy

Shirley Stoler

Deaf Attendant

Woody Chambliss

Waitress at Frankie's

Gwen Van Dam

One Arm Snake Rustler

Joe Wilson

Newly engaged, Ben and Sadie can't wait to start their life together and live happily ever after. However Sadie's family church's Reverend Frank won't bless their union until they pass his patented, "foolproof" marriage prep course consisting of outrageous classes, outlandish homework assignments and some outright invasion of privacy.

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