Second-Hand Hearts

May 8, 1981

1h 42m

★ 0.0

A Recession Romance

Overview

A boozy drifter tries to get to know the widow he married while on a bender.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Lorimar Motion Pictures

Second-Hand Hearts Trailers

No Trailers found.

Cast

Loyal Muke

Robert Blake

Dinette Dusty

Barbara Harris

Human Dusty

Collin Boone

Iota

Amber Rose Gold

Sandra Dee

Jessica Stansbury

Sandra Dee

Erica Stansbury

Voyd

Bert Remsen

Ermy

Sondra Blake

Maxy

Shirley Stoler

Deaf Attendant

Woody Chambliss

Waitress at Frankie's

Gwen Van Dam

One Arm Snake Rustler

Joe Wilson

A decadent countess, middle-aged but still attractive, forces her young and timid daughter to marry a rich butcher. But the couple’s sexual relation is troubled, because the girl has her fair share of inhibitions. So she abandons her house and seeks refuge at her sister’s place. During her absence, her husband finds consolation in his mother in law’s arms.

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6.9

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6.5

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