Lesbian Vampire Killers

Mar 16, 2009

1h 26m

★ 5.2

After Twilight, The Real Party Starts.

Overview

With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

AV Pictures

Lesbian Vampire Killers Trailers

Cast

Fletch

James Corden

Jimmy

Mathew Horne

Lotte

MyAnna Buring

Vicar

Paul McGann

Carmilla

Silvia Colloca

Rebecca

Emer Kenny

Eva

Vera Filatova

Judy

Lucy Gaskell

Anke

Louise Dylan

Trudi

Ashley Mulheron

Heidi

Tiffany Mulheron

Ms Rossi

Emma Clifford

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