The Civil War on Drugs

Oct 10, 2011

1h 18m

★ 7.2

We are too high to help you.

Overview

Two young stoners mistakenly believe the American Civil War is being waged over the legalization of marijuana. They join the cause and embark on an epic journey that brings them face to face with the Union, the Confederacy, the Pony Express, and eventually Abraham Lincoln himself.

Genres

Comedy

War

Production Companies

The Independent Film Channel Productions

JimCo

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Cast

Trevor Moore / Various

Trevor Moore

Abraham Lincoln / Ulysses Grant / Various

Zach Cregger

Sam Brown / Various

Sam Brown

Trevor's Dad / Various

Timmy Williams

Doug / Robert E. Lee / Various

Darren Trumeter

Bob

Jermaine McClure

Bobby Abido

Nicholas Cabello

Chance Ethan Cain

Isobel Rose Costello

Union Soldier

Christian deWeever

Ashley Fung

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