Please Kill Mr. Know It All

Apr 14, 2013

1h 27m

★ 5.5

Overview

An anonymous advice columnist finds herself caught in an unlikely romance with the man who has been hired to kill her alter ego.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Romance

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Cast

Sally

Lara Jean Chorostecki

Albert

Jefferson Brown

Patti

Kristina Pesic

Bud

Cliff Saunders

Mob Boss

Al Sapienza

Talk Show Host

Colin Mochrie

Celebrity

Tom Wilson

Henchman #1

Billy MacLellan

Henchman #2

Pedro Miguel Arce

One Legged Man

Dylan Roberts

Stella

Haley Shannon

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