It's lonely at the top when there's no butt left to kick.
The U.S. President, low in the opinion polls, gets talked into raising his popularity by trying to start a cold war with Canada.
Sheriff Bud B. Boomer
U.S. President
Deputy Honey
Stuart Smiley, National Security Advisor
General Dick Panzer
Roy Boy
Kabral Jabar
R.J. Hacker
Charles Jackal, NBS Reporter
RCMP Officer at Headquarters
Gus, CIA Canada Desk Agent
Edwin S. Simon, NBS News Anchor