Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Vampire

Nov 25, 1985

1h 29m

★ 5.9

Overview

Cocky cockney snooker player Billy Kid accepts the challenge of a grudge match from Maxwell Randall (the Green Baize Vampire), six times world champion; the loser will never play professional snooker again.

Genres

Western

Comedy

Horror

Music

Fantasy

Drama

Production Companies

ITC Entertainment

Zenith Entertainment

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Cast

Billy the Kid

Phil Daniels

Maxwell Randall, The Green Baize Vampire

Alun Armstrong

T.O, The One

Bruce Payne

The Wednesday Man

Don Henderson

Mrs Randall

Eve Ferret

Miss Sullivan

Louise Gold

Egyptian

Richard Ridings

Supersonic Sam

Zoot Money

Big Jack Jay

Neil McCaul

The Spooke

David Foxxe

Floyd

Trevor Laird

TV Director

Danny Webb

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