The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

Sep 3, 1999

1h 30m

★ 5.9

A How-To-Do-It Guide.

Overview

David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Earthbound Human Productions Inc.

Welb Film Pursuits Ltd.

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Cast

The Male

Mackenzie Astin

The Female

Carmen Electra

The Narrator

David Hyde Pierce

The Male's Friend

Markus Redmond

The Female's Asian Friend

Lucy Liu

The Female's Slutty Friend

Lisa Rotondi

The Male's Mother

Sharon Wyatt

The Male's Father

Jack Kehler

The Female's Father

Leo Rossi

The Female's Mother

Antonette Saftler

The Female's Ex-Boyfriend

Marc Blucas

The Female's Boss

Anne Gee Byrd

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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

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