The Best Two Years

Feb 20, 2004

1h 52m

★ 7.1

Every moment counts.

Overview

Two pairs of Mormon missionaries from America live in a beaten-up apartment in the Dutch city of Haarlem. Their personalities are distinctly different. Elder Johnson is the District Leader and oversees their efforts. His companion, the vain Elder Van Pelt, seeks to become the assistant to the mission president (the top post available) as soon as possible. The capable Elder Rogers has become disillusioned and inattentive to his duties ever since a previous missionary companion returned to America and married Elder Roger's girlfriend. The three meet Elder Roger's new companion, Elder Calhoun, in the train station. This new elder is a nerdy but enthusiastic "greenie" that has just arrived from the Missionary Training Center (MTC) in Utah. Unfortunately, his training did not give him much fluency in the Dutch language. But as luck would have it, the first person he approaches to proselytize is a fellow American named Kyle.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Halestorm Entertainment

Harvest Films

The Best Two Years Trailers

Cast

Elder John Rogers

K.C. Clyde

Elder Hezekiah Calhoun

Kirby Heyborne

Elder Steven Van Pelt

Cameron Hopkin

Elder Emmit Johnson

David Nibley

Kyle Harrison

Scott Christopher

President Sandburg

Michael Flynn

Woman on Train

Ineke den Hollander

Elder Van Pelt's Girlfriend

Jaime Anderson

Elder Van Pelt's Girlfriend

Andrea Anderson

Elder Van Pelt's Girlfriend

Alice Lonsdale

Julie

Stephanie Nibley

Julie's Voice (voice)

Christie Gardiner

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