Hansel and Gretel Get Baked

Feb 19, 2013

1h 26m

★ 5.1

Prepare for the high of your life

Overview

An intense new marijuana strain named “Black Forest” is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel’s stoner boyfriend can’t get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Tribeca Productions

Pollack Films

Hansel and Gretel Get Baked Trailers

Cast

Gretel

Molly C. Quinn

Hansel

Michael Welch

Agnes/The Witch

Lara Flynn Boyle

The Meter Man

Cary Elwes

Officer Ritter

Lochlyn Munro

Officer Hart

Yancy Butler

Bianca

Bianca Saad

Teenager #1

Edward Zo

Ashton

Andrew James Allen

Carlos

Reynaldo Gallegos

Manny

Eddy Martin

Jorge

Joe Ordaz

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