The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Jul 23, 1982

1h 55m

★ 6.1

With Burt and Dolly, this much fun just couldn't be legal!

Overview

When a big TV crusader Melvin P. Thorpe threatens to expose the Chicken Ranch to public scandal and close it down, Miss Mona doesn't go down without a fight.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Miller-Milkis-Boyett Productions

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Cast

Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

Burt Reynolds

Mona Stangley

Dolly Parton

Melvin P. Thorpe

Dom DeLuise

Governor of Texas

Charles Durning

Deputy Fred

Jim Nabors

Senator Wingwood

Robert Mandan

Dulcie Mae

Lois Nettleton

Jewel

Theresa Merritt

Edsel

Noah Beery Jr.

Mayor

Raleigh Bond

C.J.

Barry Corbin

Mansel

Ken Magee

The madcap life of eccentric Mame Dennis and her bohemian, intellectual arty clique is disrupted when her deceased brother's 10-year-old son Patrick is entrusted to her care. Rather than bow to convention, Mame introduces the boy to her free-wheeling lifestyle, instilling in him her favorite credo, "Life is a banquet, and most poor sons of bitches are starving to death."

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