Mean and Lean Cows

Jul 10, 2012

1h 27m

★ 8.2

Overview

Olga, Teresa and Pilar have been friends since they were born. For years they vacationed together with their parents, and later together on their own. A few years ago, Teresa got married, and for some years they didn't see each other as much. Teresa's divorce prompts a reunion, so the three of them rent a small house for the weekend. In their first day together, it becomes obvious that everything they share is in their past. They have grown apart.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Magdalena

Jenny Goldstein

Olga

Paula Guía

Teresa

Verónica Perrotta

Ema

Monina Bonelli

Luli

Cecilia Mártire

Renzo

Darío Campanals

Florio

Mario Aguerre

Carlos

César Troncoso

Barman

Federico Silveira

Renzo's Girlfriend

Paula Bonilla

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