Safe Men

Aug 7, 1998

1h 28m

★ 5.5

Welcome to the world of disorganised crime.

Overview

Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Andell Entertainment

Blue Guitar Films

Universal Pictures

Safe Men Trailers

Cast

Samuel

Sam Rockwell

Eddie

Steve Zahn

Frank

Mark Ruffalo

Mitchell

Josh Pais

Veal Chop

Paul Giamatti

Bernie Jr.

Michael Schmidt

Hannah

Christina Kirk

Barber

Raymond Serra

Good Stuff Leo

Harvey Fierstein

Big Fat Bernie Gayle

Michael Lerner

Larry

Michael Showalter

Philip

John Hamburg

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6.4

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