Ned

May 22, 2003

1h 21m

★ 7.8

Hero. Lover. Dickhead.

Overview

Parody of the legend of Australian bushranger Ned Kelly.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Icon Productions

Ned Trailers

No Trailers found.

Cast

Ned Kelly

Abe Forsythe

Sinclair

Felix Williamson

Steve Hart / Orderly

Damon Herriman

Dan Kelly / Tour Bus Guide

Nick Flint

Joe Byrne / Orderly

Josef Ber

Mrs. Kelly

Caitlin McDougall

Policeman Roy

Scott Major

Cindy

Emma Lung

Narrator

Drew Forsythe

Henchman Williams

Michael Falzon

Doctor

Andrew Daddo

Customer 1 & Klansman

Chris Lilley

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4.6

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6.9

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6.0

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6.8

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5.0

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6.0

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7.5

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7.5

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7.0

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6.8

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6.7

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6.3

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6.8

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7.7

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7.3

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6.7

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