Ned

May 22, 2003

1h 21m

★ 7.8

Hero. Lover. Dickhead.

Overview

Parody of the legend of Australian bushranger Ned Kelly.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Icon Productions

Ned Trailers

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Cast

Ned Kelly

Abe Forsythe

Sinclair

Felix Williamson

Steve Hart / Orderly

Damon Herriman

Dan Kelly / Tour Bus Guide

Nick Flint

Joe Byrne / Orderly

Josef Ber

Mrs. Kelly

Caitlin McDougall

Policeman Roy

Scott Major

Cindy

Emma Lung

Narrator

Drew Forsythe

Henchman Williams

Michael Falzon

Doctor

Andrew Daddo

Customer 1 & Klansman

Chris Lilley

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6.1

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7.7

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