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The Cauliflower of Destiny

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1h 17m

★ 0.0

Overview

Stifled Ania, trapped in a grimy grocery store, is suffocating under her mother’s toxic control. Salvation arrives via a discarded cauliflower that, unsettlingly, starts talking. At first a witty mentor, the vegetable’s advice soon sours into a grotesque push for revenge. As her rebellion escalates from petty pranks to radical acts, Ania must decide: is this edible oracle her savior or a deranged voice of self destruction? A darkly comic journey where freedom tastes like rot.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Fantasy

Production Companies

Bahama Films

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Cast

Ania

Maja Michnacka

Elżbieta

Gabriela Muskała

Wawek

Sebastian Stankiewicz

Ewa

Pola Król

Cauliflower (voice)

Adam Woronowicz

Janek

Mikołaj Kubacki

Mr. Staszek

Grzegorz Przybył

Michał

Karol Bernacki

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