Orkney Snork Nie (Die Movie)

Apr 16, 1992

★ 2.5

"Dis Lekker by die See" Translated (Its nice by the beach)

Overview

We go on vacation to Margate with the van Tonder Family. Hendrik wants to go fishing, the kids swim and play Yollie and Maggie wants to sunbathe and Ouboet has a self built modded speedboat (Spuitpoep II) which he wants to test out at sea. Their dream vacation gets sabotaged by a Joburg company, who wants to buy the caravan park where they are vacationing to demolish it and build a shopping mall. But then they get to deal with the van Tonders who doesn't let anyone mess with them. Hillarious from beginning to end.

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Cast

Hendrik

Zack du Plessis

Maggie

Annette Engelbrecht

Spike

Pierre van Pletzen

Ouboet

Marcel Van Heerden

Wimpie

Anrich Herbst

Sonja

Carien Wandrag

Yolanda

Sally Campher

Ouma

Dulcie van den Bergh

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