Connie and Carla

Apr 16, 2004

1h 38m

★ 5.8

When you follow your dream, there's no telling what you'll become.

Overview

After accidentally witnessing a mafia hit in the Windy City, gal pals Connie and Carla skip town for L.A., where they go way undercover as singers working the city's dinner theater circuit ... disguised as drag queens. Now, it's not enough that they become big hits on the scene; things get extra-weird when Connie meets Jeff -- a guy she'd like to be a woman with.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Music

Production Companies

Epsilon Motion Pictures

Universal Pictures

Spyglass Entertainment

CCLA Productions

Birnbaum/Barber Productions

Connie and Carla Trailers

Cast

Connie

Nia Vardalos

Carla

Toni Collette

Jeff

David Duchovny

Robert / Peaches

Stephen Spinella

Lee / N'Cream

Alec Mapa

Stanley

Ian Gomez

Nick Sandow

Mikey

Dash Mihok

Rudy

Robert John Burke

Tibor

Boris McGiver

Herself

Debbie Reynolds

Mrs. Morse

Veena Sood

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