Nothing Ever Happens

Mar 25, 1933

0h 19m

★ 5.0

Overview

In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."

Genres

Music

Comedy

Production Companies

The Vitaphone Corporation

Warner Bros. Pictures

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Cast

The Baron

Jack Lionel Bohn

Waistline

Charles Judels

Scramchen

Jane Gale

Madam

Geraldine Dvorak

Prizering

Curtis Karpe

The Room Clerk

Clarence Rock

Madam's Impresario (uncredited)

Maurice Cass

Chef (uncredited)

George Givot

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