Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning

Aug 20, 2005

1h 43m

★ 6.7

Overview

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...

Genres

Science Fiction

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Energia Productions

Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning Trailers

Cast

Emperor James B. Pirk

Samuli Torssonen

Captain Joni K. Sherrypie

Atte Joutsen

Commander Dwarf

Timo Vuorensola

Info

Antti Satama

P Union science officer

Karoliina Blackburn

Sergei Fukov

Janos Honkonen

Festerbester

Janos Honkonen

P Union scientist

Seppo Honkanen

Lt Whip

Tiina Routamaa

Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy

Jari Ahola

Girl in Hamburger Restaurant

Sonja Sjöblom

Boyfriend

Santeri Humina

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