The Photographers

Aug 5, 2025

1h 31m

★ 0.0

Some pics just aren't worth the trouble.

Overview

Two bumbling photographers are hired for a blackmail job—but their simple gig soon spirals into chaos and danger.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

John Russo Entertainment

The Photographers Trailers

Cast

Guppy Smudge

Duncan Hollis

Rizzo Lens

Patrick Bradford

Peach Robinson

Emily Henley

Stephen Kipyard

Isaac Bales

Marvin Vinnow

Daniel Selk

Gas Station Employee

Bronwyn Henry

Doughnut Man

Shane Cronin

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6.1

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7.7

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0.0

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7.6

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6.6

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