Dont shoot me Santa.

Dec 24, 2022

0h 17m

★ 0.0

Overview

After the world was divided into four different hemispheres, each occupying a different Santa Claus responsible for delivering presents to their designated hemisphere. Until one Santa realizes he wants to rule over the rest. RUSSIAN SANTA. Join Black Santa (Ar'Avas Johnson) as he embarks upon a quest to save Christmas as well as himself.

Genres

Comedy

Family

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Cast

Black Santa

Ar'Avas Johnson

Head Elf

Seth Reyes

Russian Santa

Sebastian Zuniga

Russian Elf #1

Angel Dominguez

Russian Elf #2

Roy Pressley

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