The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Oct 17, 2006

2h 15m

★ 0.0

Overview

When a Conservative TV crusader threatens to shut down beloved brothel, the Chicken Ranch, proprietress Miss Mona Stangley and her girls won't go down without a fight. Filmed at the August Wilson Theater in New York on October 16, 2006 as part of the Actors' Fund Concert.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Mona Stangley

Emily Skinner

Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

Terrence Mann

Jewel

Jennifer Hudson

Shy

Mary Faber

Angel

Felicia Finley

Governor

Harry Groener

Senator Wingwoah

Richard Kind

Melvin P. Thorpe

Bob Martin

Doatsey Mae

Andrea McArdle

Aggie Soloist

Constantine Maroulis

Miss Wulla Jean

Sue Goodman

Linda Lou

Jennifer Cody

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