The Aristocrats

Jul 29, 2005

1h 29m

★ 5.9

No nudity. No violence. Unspeakable obscenity.

Overview

One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.

Genres

Comedy

Documentary

Production Companies

Mighty Cheese Productions

The Aristocrats Trailers

Cast

Self

Jason Alexander

Self - HBO Chairman / CEO

Chris Albrecht

Self

Hank Azaria

Self

Shelley Berman

Billy the Mime (as Billy the Mime)

Steven Gary Banks

Self

Lewis Black

Self

Mario Cantone

Self

George Carlin

Self

Drew Carey

Self

Mark Cohen

Self

Scott Thompson

Self

Billy Connolly

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7.0

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6.1

Top Five

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5.8

The Slammin' Salmon

Dec 11, 2009

The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.

6.5

She's Out of My League

Mar 11, 2010

When he starts dating drop-dead gorgeous Molly, insecure airport security agent Kirk can't believe it. As his friends and family share their doubts about the relationship lasting, Kirk does everything he can to avoid losing Molly forever.

5.6

Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland

Feb 2, 2016

With Blue Mountain State football star Thad Castle recently signing a multi-million dollar NFL contract, his teammates and college life seem like a distant memory. However, when a new school dean threatens to clean up the BMS image by auctioning off the infamous Goat House, Alex, Sammy and the boys must find a way to convince him to get involved. Despite his new fortune and fame, there is one small favor that Thad needs done before he saves the day: the biggest booze-and-sloot fest in BMS history. Welcome to Thadland!

4.9

Alibi

Feb 13, 2008

Youssef, a professional liar, falls in love with airhead waitress Andrea. Things get awry as she never wants to date a guy who keeps secrets or lies.

5.2

Crazy on the Outside

Jan 8, 2010

A recently paroled ex-con who has trouble adjusting to the wacky normalcy of life outside of prison. He has spent the last three years behind bars after getting caught committing a crime and taking the rap for his much more dangerous pal.

5.6

The Editor

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6.3

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Mar 19, 2010

Greg Heffley is headed for big things, but first he has to survive the scariest, most humiliating experience of any kid’s life – middle school! That won’t be easy, considering he’s surrounded by hairy-freckled morons, wedgie-loving bullies and a moldy slice of cheese with nuclear cooties!

6.7

Bottoms

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Unpopular best friends PJ and Josie start a high school self-defense club to meet girls and lose their virginity. They soon find themselves in over their heads when the most popular students start beating each other up in the name of self-defense.

5.9

Valentine's Day

Feb 10, 2010

Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles break-up and make-up based on the pressures and expectations of Valentine's Day.

7.4

Oceans

Jan 22, 2010

An ecological drama/documentary, filmed throughout the globe. Part thriller, part meditation on the vanishing wonders of the sub-aquatic world.

5.4

Miracle Monks

Oct 2, 2014

Five monks live harmoniously in the monastery but suddenly their peace is disturbed by a gang of construction workers. The leader of the church sold the monastery to the town council, and now their beloved home is destined to become a spa! The monks' desperate attempts to stop this situation seem in vain, but then - a miracle! The monastery is saved. But that is just the start of their troubles...

6.8

Rumble in the Bronx

Jan 21, 1995

Keong comes from Hong Kong to visit New York for his uncle's wedding. His uncle runs a market in the Bronx and Keong offers to help out while Uncle is on his honeymoon. During his stay in the Bronx, Keong befriends a neighbor kid and beats up some neighborhood thugs who cause problems at the market. One of those petty thugs in the local gang stumbles into a criminal situation way over his head.

6.0

Clerks III

Sep 4, 2022

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7.1

IF

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5.4

MacGruber

May 21, 2010

Ex-special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his archenemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, DC.

6.8

Easy A

Sep 16, 2010

Olive, an average high school student, sees her below-the-radar existence turn around overnight once she decides to use the school's gossip grapevine to advance her social standing. Now her classmates are turning against her and the school board is becoming concerned, including her favorite teacher and the distracted guidance counselor. With the support of her hilariously idiosyncratic parents and a little help from a long-time crush, Olive attempts to take on her notorious new identity and crush the rumor mill once and for all.

7.4

Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

Jul 24, 2019

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