The Aristocrats

Jul 29, 2005

1h 29m

★ 6.0

No nudity. No violence. Unspeakable obscenity.

Overview

One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.

Genres

Comedy

Documentary

Production Companies

Mighty Cheese Productions

The Aristocrats Trailers

Cast

Self

Jason Alexander

Self - HBO Chairman / CEO

Chris Albrecht

Self

Hank Azaria

Self

Shelley Berman

Billy the Mime (as Billy the Mime)

Steven Gary Banks

Self

Lewis Black

Self

Mario Cantone

Self

George Carlin

Self

Drew Carey

Self

Mark Cohen

Self

Scott Thompson

Self

Billy Connolly

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7.5

Ghostbusters

Jun 8, 1984

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6.7

Bridget Jones's Diary

Apr 13, 2001

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7.8

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Apr 3, 1975

King Arthur, accompanied by his squire, recruits his Knights of the Round Table, including Sir Bedevere the Wise, Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot and Sir Galahad the Pure. On the way, Arthur battles the Black Knight who, despite having had all his limbs chopped off, insists he can still fight. They reach Camelot, but Arthur decides not to enter, as "it is a silly place".

7.3

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

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6.8

Rush Hour 2

Aug 3, 2001

It's vacation time for Carter as he finds himself alongside Lee in Hong Kong wishing for more excitement. While Carter wants to party and meet the ladies, Lee is out to track down a Triad gang lord who may be responsible for killing two men at the American Embassy. Things get complicated as the pair stumble onto a counterfeiting plot. The boys are soon up to their necks in fist fights and life-threatening situations. A trip back to the U.S. may provide the answers about the bombing, the counterfeiting, and the true allegiance of sexy customs agent Isabella.

6.7

Burn After Reading

Sep 5, 2008

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7.6

10 Things I Hate About You

Mar 30, 1999

On the first day at his new school, Cameron instantly falls for Bianca, the gorgeous girl of his dreams. The only problem is that Bianca is forbidden to date until her ill-tempered, completely un-dateable older sister Kat goes out, too. In an attempt to solve his problem, Cameron singles out the only guy who could possibly be a match for Kat: a mysterious bad boy with a nasty reputation of his own.

6.3

Knocked Up

Jun 1, 2007

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6.0

Bee Movie

Oct 28, 2007

Barry B. Benson, a recent college graduate who wants more out of his life than making honey, decides to sue the human race after learning about the exploitation of bees at the hands of mankind. What will happen next?

6.9

Futurama: Bender's Game

Nov 3, 2008

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6.3

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

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7.0

Wonka

Dec 6, 2023

Willy Wonka – chock-full of ideas and determined to change the world one delectable bite at a time – is proof that the best things in life begin with a dream, and if you’re lucky enough to meet Willy Wonka, anything is possible.

5.3

Mrs. Brown's Boys D'Movie

Jun 27, 2014

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6.5

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

Apr 13, 2007

An action epic that explores the origins of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force (better known as Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad,) who somehow become pitted in a battle over an immortal piece of exercise equipment.

5.5

The Wash

Nov 14, 2001

With the rent due and his car booted, Sean has to come up with some ends...and fast. When his best buddy and roommate Dee Loc, suggests that Sean get a job busting suds down at the local car wash.

7.3

Minions: The Rise of Gru

Jun 29, 2022

A fanboy of a supervillain supergroup known as the Vicious 6, Gru hatches a plan to become evil enough to join them, with the backup of his followers, the Minions.

6.0

101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure

Mar 2, 2003

Being one of 101 takes its toll on Patch, who doesn't feel unique. When he's accidentally left behind on moving day, he meets his idol, Thunderbolt, who enlists him on a publicity campaign.

6.6

Better Off Dead...

Aug 23, 1985

High school student Lane Meyer sinks into suicidal depression when his girlfriend dumps him for jock Roy Stalin, the high school ski racing champion. Meanwhile, he has to deal with his eccentric family, a tenacious paperboy and an obnoxious neighbor whose mother is hosting a beautiful French exchange student named Monique.

5.6

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

Nov 2, 2006

Now that Santa and Mrs. Claus have the North Pole running smoothly, the Counsel of Legendary Figures has called an emergency meeting on Christmas Eve! The evil Jack Frost has been making trouble, looking to take over the holiday! So he launches a plan to sabotage the toy factory and compel Scott to invoke the little-known Escape Clause and wish he'd never become Santa.