Merry Heistmas

Dec 5, 2025

1h 0m

★ 5.0

Overview

A small-time thief, with the help of his unwitting, estranged daughter, puts together a band of Christmas caroling crooks to infiltrate a rich jerk's house in order to steal a giant diamond.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Cole

Robb Padgett

Dizzy

Amy Segal

Annie

Natalie Scott

Miguel

Kian Fan

Nick Malechai

Kevin Spirtas

Robby

Bobby R. Poirier

Nina

Tanya Ihnen

Fawn

Kira Alvarez

Ella

Stephanie Thorpe

Bonesaw

Joe LaRue

Zoot

Ed Robinson

Bad Security Guard

Matt Newcomb

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