Lone Stars

Jul 27, 2023

★ 10.0

Some dreams are too good to be true...

Overview

"Lone Stars" is a heartwarming mockumentary that follows the misadventures of Jo Ellen and Dan Burnevik, a lovable music duo known by all in the vibrant Georgetown, Texas. Their claim to fame is their catchy song "Lonestar," and want nothing more than a sponsorship with the iconic Lone Star Beer. Desperate for marketing material, Jo Ellen and Dan hire two out-of-work filmmakers to shoot content. But after the filmmakers initial attempt at shooting high quality video fails, Jo Ellen and Dan consider hiring a replacement. In an attempt to win them back, the two filmmakers convince one of their friends to act as a Lone Star Beer Executive and convince Jo Ellen and Dan to stick around.

Genres

Comedy

Documentary

Production Companies

DruChetti

Lone Stars Trailers

Cast

Self

Jo Ellen

Self

Dan Burnevik

George Humphreys

George Crager

Self

Herman Farrington

Chet

Chet Hamilton

Dru

Dru Miers

Gage

Gage Charles

Self

Vicki Jackimiec

Barbara

Brook Garza

Self

Jake Katzmarek

Scott Donovan

Joe Farris

Self

Daisy Johnson

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