Dirty Blondes from Beyond

May 4, 2012

1h 22m

★ 4.7

Galaxy girls to the rescue.

Overview

With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra and her beautiful bodyguard flee to a strange alien planet - Earth. They are pursued by the evil Empress and her henchwoman.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Romance

Production Companies

Retromedia Entertainment

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Cast

Farra

Brandin Rackley

Krella

Christine Nguyen

Vema

Jazy Berlin

Tharis

Erika Jordan

Agent Jones

Jenna Presley

Agent Smith

Voodoo

Jock

Evan Stone

Mark

Michael Gaglio

Will

Eric Masterson

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