Dirty Blondes from Beyond

May 4, 2012

1h 22m

★ 4.7

Galaxy girls to the rescue.

Overview

With the Galaxy under attack, Princess Farra and her beautiful bodyguard flee to a strange alien planet - Earth. They are pursued by the evil Empress and her henchwoman.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Romance

Production Companies

Retromedia Entertainment

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Cast

Farra

Brandin Rackley

Krella

Christine Nguyen

Vema

Jazy Berlin

Tharis

Erika Jordan

Agent Jones

Jenna Presley

Agent Smith

Voodoo

Jock

Evan Stone

Mark

Michael Gaglio

Will

Eric Masterson

It's 2618 and humans are extinct. Four aliens travel to Earth to visit the museum of humanity. There they find the story of the last heroes of humanity, setting out to find help. Welcome to Earth is a short science fiction film created in the Netherlands. It was made with a large group of both professional and amateur filmmakers. To bring the world to life it was filmed on both unique locations and inside sets build specifically for this film. It contains unique designs in both props and costumes.

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