The Hitmen

Oct 30, 2024

1h 24m

★ 0.0

One Angry Mafia Boss, One Troublesome Wife, One Distracting Baby, and Two Hapless Hitmen....... What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Overview

"The Hitmen" is a fun and highly entertaining Comedy/Crime mashup, about challenges to the loyalty and honor of two mob enforcers, and the decisions they must make that could be the difference between life and death........ including their own. "The Hitmen" blends high-stakes mafia action with comedic misadventure and delivers an engaging blend of crime and comedy, driven by sharp writing and strong performances. The authenticity and humorous story centers around the mob enforcers whose latest assignment takes a comedic twist when they find themselves caring for Carlucci’s infant son. The Hitmen not only showcases the talent and vision of its creators, but also serves as proof that independent productions can succeed on major platforms.

Genres

Crime

Comedy

Action

Drama

Family

Production Companies

Meta4 Creative Media, LLC

Alexandra Bello Productions (in association with)

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Cast

Carlo

Anthony N Galizia Sr

Vic

Danny Klapadoras

Katherine "Kiki" Carlucci

Alicia Carreno

Carmine Carlucci

Raffi Russo

Darla

Jasmine Viana

Club Patron 1

Chad Ridgely

Valet

Chris Coombe

Henchman 1

Dimitri French

Henchman 2

Medwin Elwin

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