Cool Guy Vs The New Jersey Devil!

May 26, 2025

0h 38m

★ 0.0

Everyone in the state of New Jersey was harmed during the making of this movie!

Overview

While on his way home from being expelled from military school after the incident in Afghanistan! Cool guy was ambushed by the evil New Jersey devil! To escape cool guy kicks the demon in the balls and runs away! Now trapped in the woods with the New Jersey devil and suffering from PTSD cool guy must find a way to get back home to the wife before she cheats on him and marries his least favorite brother pathetic guy! Oh, and cool guy must find this sword of ultimate slaying to kill the New Jersey Devil! You got that brother!

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Action

Drama

Fantasy

War

Romance

Adventure

Production Companies

317 productions

Two Sheds Pictures

Fin Cann Films

Cool Guy Vs The New Jersey Devil! Trailers

Cast

Cool Guy, The New Jersey Devil, Pathetic Guy, Cooler Guy, Bigfoot

Fin Cann

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Kimberly Ann Hall

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John Cunningham

The wife

Liz Garth

General Mayhem, Trololio, The New Jersey Devil

Jim Garth

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