How Thick Is Your Carpet?

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Two repressed weirdo's find evidence of love...and blood...lots of blood

Overview

Housewife Ann sits over the dead body of her husband, rolled up in a bloodstained rug with his lifeless feet sticking out. When a mysterious man is called to dispose of the evidence, his no nonsense professionalism will clash with Ann's curiosity and emotional unpredictability.

Genres

Drama

Romance

Thriller

Crime

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Cast

Tim

Sam Churchward

Ann

Maria Shabanova

The Neighbour (voice)

Nelly Hollis

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