Teen Mary

May 29, 2025

0h 20m

★ 0.0

Overview

In Ancient Nazareth in the year Zero, a pregnant teenage girl (Mary) and her gay best friend (Joseph) must hatch a plan to save their lives when they discover they might get stoned to death for their sexual "sins". Their plan? They'll convince everyone that God made Mary pregnant with the new Messiah.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

AFI

Teen Mary Trailers

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Cast

Mary

Isabella Tagliati

Joseph

Tarek Ziad

Gabriel

Christian Vierling

Pontius

John Pope

Annie Cohen

Maggie Wheeler

Joachim Cohen

John Rothman

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