Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

Sep 11, 1970

1h 53m

★ 5.0

The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar.

Overview

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

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Cast

Officer Michael M. Nace

Brian Keith

Shannon Gambroni

Tony Curtis

Sheriff Harve

Ernest Borgnine

Sgt. Jones

Ivan Dixon

Ramona

Suzanne Pleshette

Billy Joe Davis

Tom Ewell

Capt. Myerson

Bradford Dillman

Mr. Kruft

Arthur O'Connell

Maj. Purvis

John Fiedler

Col. Flanders

Don Ameche

Alturi

Christopher Mitchum

Mrs. Calhoun

Jean Argyle

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