Tempo Rubato

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0h 25m

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An experimental horror/comedy in pantomime

Overview

The night before her eighteenth birthday recital, an overworked and undertalented pianist is abducted by three ghouls.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Fantasy

Music

Production Companies

Reptile Man Productions

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Cast

The Pianist

Isabella Thatcher

The Mother

Maria Newman

The Father

Scott Hosfeld

Groucho

Martha Thatcher

Harpo

Joaquin Hosfeld

Chico

Katie Herling

The Ballerina

Kiana Moattari

The Shadow

Guy Ambrouso

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