Merkin Penal

Jan 31, 2014

0h 24m

★ 0.0

It's like HBO's "OZ" ...but even funnier.

Overview

Gary is falsely accused of beating his insane ex-girlfriend Charlotte, and he is sentenced to 30 days in Merkin Penal, a privately run prison. Once behind bars he runs into his old friend Smitty, who's in the 2nd year of his 9 month stay, due to a run in with the TSA. Smitty is "insane Charlotte's" older brother. Smitty and Gary met while Gary and Charlotte were an item. They are forever bonded together by their shared celebration of hatred for Charlotte. After a First Class, welcoming tour of the prison via Smitty, and a run-in with Emmett O'Donald, from upper Prison Management, Gary realizes his original sentence of 30 days was all Bulls@!t. He may never get out.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Screamin' Chicken

Merkin Penal Trailers

Cast

Gary

Mitch Rouse

Guard Rail

Renee Albert

Sweeps

Mark Beltzman

Mayor

Ken Hudson Campbell

Lars

Larry Joe Campbell

Chase

Mike Coleman

Bennie Hana

Robin Collins

Sable

Kevin Dorff

Buddha

Brian Doyle-Murray

The Falcon

Sitara Falcon

Gus

Jay Leggett

Calloway

Joel Murray

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