Welcome to Squallitch

Oct 15, 2024

0h 7m

★ 0.0

It is a lovely day here in Squallitch. Let me show you around...

Overview

A short film about the serene and dream-like town of Squallitch, Greater London. Introduced by British filmmaker, Alan Brown; scrutinised by Guardian columnist, Randolph Lloyd Kopecky; later rebutted by Alan Brown and even later surrebutted by Randolph Lloyd Kopecky.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Brick Almond Productions

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Cast

Randolph Lloyd Kopecky / Alan Brown

William Woodward

After kissing his wife and baby goodbye for a seemingly normal business trip, Reed checks himself into a hotel room to accomplish something he’s always dreamed of: the perfect murder. As his sinister plans unfold, he soon realizes he might be in over his head with a mysteriously unhinged call girl named Jackie.

0.0

Beans on Toast

May 13, 2022

Ideas are a confusing concept. When an emerging surrealist pioneer of French art is faced with a stagnant period, he must comply with bizarre forms of inspiration taking that might re-light the flame of his once innovative self.

6.9

The Hidden

Oct 30, 1987

When average, law-abiding citizens suddenly turn to a life of hedonistic behavior and violent crime, Detective Tom Beck is tasked with helping young FBI agent Lloyd Gallagher determine the cause.

6.0

Calvaire

Mar 9, 2005

A few days before Christmas, traveling entertainer Marc Stevens is stuck at nightfall in a remote wood in the swampy Hautes Fagnes region of Liège when his van breaks down. An odd chap who's looking for a lost dog then leads Marc to a shuttered inn.

6.5

The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism

Oct 5, 1967

In the Olden Tymes, Count Regula is drawn and quartered for killing twelve virgins in his dungeon torture chamber. Thirty-five years later, he comes back to seek revenge on the daughter of his intended thirteenth victim and the son of his prosecutor in order to attain immortal life.

5.6

The Ugly Duckling and Me!

Sep 10, 2006

The Hans Christian Anderson tale gets a new treatment, this time with a rat trying to exploit the talents of a little ugly duckling for profit.

6.5

The Doom Generation

Oct 20, 1995

Jordan White and Amy Blue, two troubled teens, pick up an adolescent drifter, Xavier Red. Together, the threesome embarks on a sex- and violence-filled journey through a United States of psychos and quickie marts.

6.3

Dust Devil

Jul 11, 1992

A woman on the run from her abusive husband encounters a mysterious hitch-hiker.

0.0

You Are the Sea, See?

Feb 22, 2019

In this surreal romance, two young lovers lose their sense of identity through the powerful, and manipulated, emotions of love.

4.7

Little Boy Blue

Jul 30, 1936

The Big Bad Wolf stalks Little Bo Peep and steals one of her sheep. She enlists Little Boy Blue and a dancing scarecrow to assist her and her mischievous black sheep in rescuing it. Singing, dancing, hilarity and impalement ensue.

6.1

The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Frosty

Dec 1, 1992

Four children, all but one of whom go unnamed, build a snowman which comes to life and threatens their town.

6.6

The Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa

Dec 25, 1995

Four carolling children meet Jesus and Santa Claus and learn the true meaning of Christmas.

6.5

The Nine Lives of Tomas Katz

Mar 1, 2000

The last day of creation. A stranger arrives in London. No one knows who he is or where he has come from. By the time he leaves, the entire universe will have been erased.

7.0

My Neighbors the Yamadas

Jul 17, 1999

The Yamadas are a typical middle class Japanese family in urban Tokyo and this film shows us a variety of episodes of their lives. With tales that range from the humorous to the heartbreaking, we see this family cope with life's little conflicts, problems, and joys in their own way.

5.0

The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat

Sep 18, 1974

Fritz, now married and with a son, is desperate to escape from the domestic hell he now finds himself in. Lighting up a joint, he begins to dream about his eight other lives, hoping to find one that will provide a pleasant distraction.

6.2

Try Seventeen

Sep 10, 2002

Teenager Jones has opted not to go to college and is instead renting a room in a boarding house to work on his writing skills. Soon, Jones finds himself dividing his time between two women: a young actress named Lisa and a photographer named Jane. After Jane's ex-boyfriend arrives to help her recover from a car accident, Jones begins to understand just how much he cares for her.

4.4

Smokey and the Bandit Part 3

Aug 12, 1983

The Enos duo convince Cletus, aka The Bandit, to come out of hiding and help them promote their new restaurant. With a little coaxing, he agrees, producing an almost-creaky Trigger as his mode of transport. But his nemesis, Sheriff Buford T. Justice, is on the hunt, forcing Cletus and Trigger to hit the road. Can they steer clear of the vengeful sheriff?

0.0

Rubin's Incorporia

Feb 25, 2021

Rubin chats with two friends.

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