The Golden Apron

Mar 21, 2025

1h 52m

★ 0.0

Bring your appetite.

Overview

A mockumentary that follows the 5 main contestants of The Golden Apron contest, a competition in search of "the greatest home chef in America", being held by a nefarious food manufacturing company with their own corporate agenda.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

EEK! on Film Productions

The Golden Apron Trailers

Cast

Anthony Reynolds

Ken Palmer

Sydney Kenilworth

Madalyn Mattsey

Wolf Ulvan

Jeremy M. Eden

Rockford Gustafson

Bradley Bankemper

Drew Kenilworth

Joshua Lee

Mary Lynn Hoffman

Kara Brinkman

Keith Hoffman

Rick Schuler

Stephanie

Kristin Naomi Garcia

Max Reynolds

Matt Lloyd

Kymorah Reynolds

Kymorah Hamilton

Natalie Bobek

Kaitlin Eden

Jason Cord

Phil Platakis

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