Massage Parlor '73

Sep 15, 1972

1h 27m

★ 2.7

Around the world, one massage parlor at a time!

Overview

It’s love at first sight when a handsome journalist gets a massage from a beautiful masseuse. But when he discovers she’s left for a job in an unknown country, he sets off on an adventure that takes him around the globe, one massage parlor at a time!

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Transatlantic Films

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Cast

Maurice

Lukas Ammann

Per

Felix Franchy

Sonja

Elisabeth Volkmann

Ingrid Steeger

Nipa

Mai Ling Shan

Bronski

Michel Jacot

Helene Herz

Rosl Mayr

Steuerfahnder

Josef Moosholzer

Claire

Maria Raber

Mark

Dagobert Walter

Astrid Boner

Georgia Dillans

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