Massage Parlor '73

Sep 15, 1972

1h 27m

★ 3.3

Around the world, one massage parlor at a time!

Overview

It’s love at first sight when a handsome journalist gets a massage from a beautiful masseuse. But when he discovers she’s left for a job in an unknown country, he sets off on an adventure that takes him around the globe, one massage parlor at a time!

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Transatlantic Films

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Cast

Maurice

Lukas Ammann

Per

Felix Franchy

Sonja

Elisabeth Volkmann

Ingrid Steeger

Nipa

Mai Ling Shan

Bronski

Michel Jacot

Helene Herz

Rosl Mayr

Steuerfahnder

Josef Moosholzer

Claire

Maria Raber

Mark

Dagobert Walter

Astrid Boner

Georgia Dillans

Central America in 1915. It is the age of revolutions, tyranny, captains and colonels in a small provincial town that is often invaded by some revolutionary group or other. There is a brothel of which the Madame Simone and most of the girls, are French. Many of the girls are in love with rebel leader Carlos Ribas and when government troops re-occupy the area, they hide him. When the soldiers discover him, they take both him and the girls prisoner. The governor sends the girls out in a cart to amuse the troops, but they manage to escape along the way and take refuge in a convent where they take over the nuns.

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