A Haunted House

Jan 11, 2013

1h 26m

★ 5.9

This $*%! ain't paranormal.

Overview

Malcolm and Kisha move into their dream home, but soon learn a demon also resides there. When Kisha becomes possessed, Malcolm - determined to keep his sex life on track - turns to a priest, a psychic, and a team of ghost-busters for help in this spoof of all the "found-footage/documentary style" films released in recent years.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Open Road Films

Endgame Entertainment

Wayans Bros. Entertainment

IM Global

A Haunted House Trailers

Cast

Malcolm

Marlon Wayans

Keisha

Essence Atkins

Chip the Psychic

Nick Swardson

Father Williams

Cedric the Entertainer

Dan the Security Man

David Koechner

Bob

Dave Sheridan

Carmita

Liana Mendoza

Juanita

Jamie Noel

Rosa

Marlene Forte

Ray-Ray

Affion Crockett

Kisha's Mom

Robin Thede

Thug

Bobbie Lee

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