Jingle All the Slay

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Overview

Hank Carter, a highly skilled hitman, has one last chance to save his marriage. Determined to give his family the perfect Christmas at a luxurious lake mansion, Hank tries to hide his dangerous profession. But when a bounty is placed on his head, waves of holiday-themed hitmen descend on the mansion, and Hank must fend them off using every Christmas decoration in sight—all while keeping his family in the dark.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Empire Studios (II)

Stryke-Force Films

Everly Entertainment

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Cast

Paulie

Bradley Stryker

Jayney

Florence Hall

Hank Carter

Nick Sagar

Mordecai

Julio Cesar Cedillo

Amber Doig-Thorne

Reggie

Vas Blackwood

Delilah

Eloise Lovell Anderson

Bob

Adam Korson

Father McDougall

Mark Fleischmann

Jenny Carter

Montana Manning

Bunny

Joshua Osei

Alexa Adeosun

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