Shiver Me Timbers

Mar 20, 2025

1h 14m

★ 4.9

I yam what I yam and that's all I yam.

Overview

In Northern California during the summer of 1986, Olive Oyl, along with her cinema- obsessed friends and brother Castor, embark on a once-in-a-lifetime camping trip to witness the dazzling meteor shower accompanying the arrival of Halley's comet. But what starts as a serene evening of stargazing quickly turns into a harrowing nightmare when a meteor from the comet transforms Popeye, into a terrifying and unstoppable killing machine.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Alpake Entertainment

Edinburgh Film Productions

Gravitas Ventures

Shiver Me Timbers Trailers

Cast

Cylinda

Niamh Parrington

Caster Oyl

Brendan Nelson

Olive Oyl

Amy Mackie

Trent

Ross Dillon

Lizzy

Leona Roberts

Stevie

Joel McDade

Monique

Yu Heng Li

Skits

Murdo Gilfeather Adams

Spike

Seb Lord

Lt. Lang

Stephen Corrall

Homeless George

Paul Dewdney

Old Man Popeye

David Hallows

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