¡Semos peligrosos! (Uséase Makinavaja 2)

May 14, 1993

1h 31m

★ 6.0

Overview

As soon as he is released from prison, Maki goes to look for his friend Popeye. Together they rescue the grandfather from a dangerous form of "Russian roulette" played in the asylum, and decide to take a vacation at the beach.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Dos Ocho Cine S.L

Penta Film

Tesauro

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Cast

Maki

Andrés Pajares

Popeye

Jesús Bonilla

Matías

Llàtzer Escarceller

Moromierda

Mario Pardo

Pirata

Pedro Reyes

Manoli

Lita Claver

Albert Vidal

Padilla

Boris Ruiz

Ciego

Arnau Vilardebó

Gutiérrez, el del Banco

Rafael Alonso

Ricard Borràs

Víctor Guillén

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