Maryosep

Aug 27, 2024

0h 14m

★ 0.0

Overview

Gracing humanity with His presence in an afternoon drinking session with His neighbors, their gathering lets Hesus witness the whole of their humanity–even His own.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

The Gulaman Project

Maryosep Trailers

Cast

Hesus

Yoyo Maligaya

Sakristan Yin

Franko Pavino

Sakristan Yang

David Souza

The Therapist

Belle Francisco

Ave Maria

Dren Puerto

Banlag

Zargon Endozo

Mr. Tech

Darvin Elenzano

Tanggero

Clifford Laurito

Mommy Jhenie

Kyte Villanueva

The Religious Accessory Vendor

Ryah Ysabele Sobreviñas

The Graffiti Artist

Jayralds Narito

The Tricycle Driver

Jay Carpena

Brian Cohen is an average young Jewish man, but through a series of ridiculous events, he gains a reputation as the Messiah. When he's not dodging his followers or being scolded by his shrill mother, the hapless Brian has to contend with the pompous Pontius Pilate and acronym-obsessed members of a separatist movement. Rife with Monty Python's signature absurdity, the tale finds Brian's life paralleling Biblical lore, albeit with many more laughs.

0.0

Sunset on the Moon

Jul 7, 2024

An anthology, non musical movie album of 10 shorts.

3.3

Manuel and Clemente

May 26, 1986

Manuel and Clemente, couple in the shower and in various scheming, try to do business with miraculous apparitions. Near the Sevillian town of El Palmar de Troya, in 1968, people begin to say that the Virgin appears and the two friends take advantage of the situation. Soon a network of economic interests and credulity is created that makes it easier for Manuel and Clemente to achieve their goal: a monumental basilica, a religious order of nuns, priests and bishops of their own, and even a pope, Gregory XVII. Satire on the curious origin of the Palmarian Catholic Church and its unique founders.

0.0

Enteng Kabisote 10 and the Abangers

Nov 30, 2016

Enteng has made use of his skills in the ironworks and robotics industries, becoming a successful businessman. He also spends more time with his cute granchild Benokis. But trouble arises when Kwak-Kwak, who was booted from Engkatasya, returns to create chaos through a virtual game. Enteng then gathers the Abangers, led by his son Benok, to fight.

5.5

The Super Parental Guardians

Nov 30, 2016

A family movie that revolves around unlikely "parents" Arci and Paco. Arci gains custody of his best friend's children Megan and Ernie just before she dies. The children's uncle, Paco, has no choice but to join this newfound family. Arci and Paco will now embark on the craziest and greatest adventure of their lives as they play the roles of Momshie and Popshie to both Megan and Ernie.

8.7

Banyo Queen

Sep 11, 2001

Angelie comes from a family of sorcerers. As a tradition, everyone should have a virgin sacrifice before their 18th birthday to escape the curse. With the help of her aunt Chada, she hunts a virgin to stay alive.

4.0

Die Passion

Apr 13, 2022

Solidarity, peace, and brotherly love – especially in difficult times. The passion stands for values and has fascinated people for over 2000 years already. Now, Jesus Christ gets resurrected once again in ‘Die Passion’ (The Passion): During the RTL live music event, he awakes in modern times – accompanied by real pop hits. The modern depiction of the final days in the life of Jesus Christ is enacted in ‘Die Passion’ by an array of popular stars of the worlds of acting and music.

6.5

Starting Over Again

Feb 12, 2014

A whirlwind romance blossoms between Ginny, an architecture student, and Marco, a professor at her university. Over the course of a decade, dreams get bigger and circumstance brings them apart… yet against all odds, they find each other again—will they make the most of this second chance?

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0.0

Ilustrado Problems

Sep 2, 2015

A satire of a famous event in Heneral Luna’s life.

6.4

Saved!

Jun 11, 2004

Mary is a good Christian girl who goes to a good Christian high school where she has good Christian friends and a perfect Christian boyfriend. Her life seems perfect, until the day that she finds out that her boyfriend may be gay — and that she’s pregnant.

6.3

I Am Not Big Bird

Feb 14, 2024

Luis Carpio, a 30-something virgin who was dejected after his girlfriend turned down his marriage proposal, heads off on holiday to Thailand with a bunch of friends. Once there, a peculiar chain of events ensues when Luis is mistaken for a famous Thai porn star, the "Big Bird" of the title.

0.0

Biglang Yaman

Apr 1, 1949

Mariano and Andres are balut vendors who fortuitously save Rosa's life. They adopt her and care for her as their own daughter. One day a lawyer confronts Mariano and Andres and claims that Rosa had inherited a large sum of money.

6.5

Dear Other Self

May 17, 2017

An employee ponders two different possibilities for her future when she visualizes between taking a promotion or leaving her job to travel the world.

5.5

Shake, Rattle & Roll II

Dec 25, 1990

Three terrifying tales follow a young groom in Baguio for his honeymoon is possessed by a homicidal spirit when he discovers a cursed ring and decides to wear it; in the eerie halls of a mysterious hospital, a doctor practices voodoo and dead bodies wander in the night; and a student who learns, while a guest at a town fiesta in a remote province, that the locals' hospitable ways leave her clueless about a mysterious nightly ritual.

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0.0

The Last Resort

Invalid Date

A hotel executive is sent to scout a new location in the Philippines. Once there, she becomes captivated by the breathtaking scenery and the warmth of its people — and also meets Ben, a charming expatriate charter pilot.

6.0

Shake, Rattle & Roll IV

Dec 25, 1992

Three unrelated stories of horror include a substitute teacher who preys on a small school; neighborhood children being abducted by a tree-dwelling monster; and a group of Manila residents plagued by attacks from a Manananggal.

0.0

Shake, Rattle & Roll V

Dec 25, 1994

Three tales of unbridled terror follow a couple vacation on a secluded island where strange forces are at work to keep them there; a young woman whose boyfriend is ill meets a handsome young man in the woods who seems to exhibit magical powers that can cure her sick friend, on the condition that she stay with him forever; and a family who move into a new apartment, unaware of a supernatural tragedy that occurred there.

7.0

And Ai, Thank You

Aug 14, 2019

A story of an artist who wants to make a difference.

2.8

SoulMaid

Jun 9, 2007

Loosely based on the classic story of Sleeping Beauty, this irreverent gay fairy tale for modern audiences follows a man named Moses, whose frequent seizures are characterized by the appearance of Glintentica, a spurned Goddess planning her return to earth. Problems arise when Glintentica becomes determined to take over the soul of David, Moses' new love interest.

0.0

Loving You

Aug 20, 2008

Call center plays the center in this multi-level love stories. Call center staff - Tom and Lane - are best friends, but they are lovers in denial. Tom's bestfriend, Jepoi, is a call center instructor who is in love with a 40-year-old professor, Cyrill. Their May-December love affair is hampered by the dictates of a prejudiced society. Wannabe rockstar, the boyish chic Tonee, is clueless about the growing affection of Ryan, a fellow call center trainee. The group fashionista, Bry, is an aspiring model who unexpectedly found love with a cab driver, Axel.