Waxworks Owner Fumes at Closure

Mar 30, 2019

0h 5m

★ 8.0

It’s a slow news day

Overview

It's a slow news day, but slow news is good news, unless you're Gareth Danger; hapless owner of a doomed waxworks museum, due to be closed for being a fire hazard. Live at the scene is mercurial reporter, Malcolm Please, intrepidly bringing the events of the day into your eyes and ears. Nobody could report on a story so momentous with the same heart-wrenching pathos. Well, not with the ability to wrap up just in time for the weather.

Genres

Comedy

Thriller

Drama

Production Companies

Korty Films

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Cast

Malcom Please and Mike Sadface

Martyn Luke

Gareth Danger

Stuart Walker

Julie Perplexed

Louise Gale

Norman Cottager

Lee Charlish

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6.7

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6.5

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Waxworks Owner Fumes at Closure

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