Saving the world... til something better comes along.
John Q. Cynicle is at his first day of work at the Board of Superheros. He meets Lizard Girl and falls in love with Edie Haskell. When Dr Pweent unleashes his army of zombies, only Cynicalman can save the day. But at what cost?
John Q. Cynicle / Amazing Cynicalman
Lizard Girl
Antisocialman
Edie Haskell
Mr. Know-It-All
Captain Videotape
Lone Shark
Psycho Woman
Professor Quidley
Board Man (voice)
Spud
Ernie
