This Is Not a Christmas Movie

Sep 21, 2024

1h 45m

★ 5.0

Overview

Christmas is a time of getting together. Of fun and love. A time of Santa Claus and shopping for decorations. In the run-up to their annual Christmas dinner, we follow several family members in their separate failing attempts to be a good person.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Halal

100% Film & Photography

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Cast

Brechtje

Jacqueline Blom

Martijn

René van Zinnicq Bergmann

Justus

Kiefer Zwart

Jos

Stefanie van Leersum

Louise

Georgina Verbaan

Bob

Barbara Sloesen

Beer

Jim Lageveen

Kerstman

Paul de Leeuw

Oscar Aerts

Aswin

Robbert Bleij

Clemens

Tim Haars

Ricardo

Remy Bonjasky

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