This Is Not a Christmas Movie

Sep 21, 2024

1h 45m

★ 5.0

Overview

In the run-up to Christmas, a family completely misses the point in trying to be good. Brechtje, the mother of the family, gets cancelled by everyone, without understanding why. Her husband, Martijn, falls in love with his younger colleague, but true love can’t be denied (or so he thinks). Justus, the son-in-law, gets lost on a Don Quichotesque quest for his masculinity. While Jos, the middle child, changes the world around with her tolerance and open mindedness – until her girlfriend wants to have a threesome. And all of that happens just before their annual Christmas dinner.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Halal

100% Film & Photography

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Cast

Brechtje

Jacqueline Blom

Martijn

René van Zinnicq Bergmann

Justus

Kiefer Zwart

Jos

Stefanie van Leersum

Louise

Georgina Verbaan

Bob

Barbara Sloesen

Beer

Jim Lageveen

Kerstman

Paul de Leeuw

Oscar Aerts

Aswin

Robbert Bleij

Clemens

Tim Haars

Ricardo

Remy Bonjasky

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