Holy Cripes! It’s Pipes Mackenzie!

Dec 12, 2025

0h 7m

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Overview

Pipes Mackenzie is a disgraced pugilist, who hopes to avenge the brutal death of his grandmother and reclaim his name, by cleaning up the streets of scum with fists blessed by the Lord.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Elytra Collective

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Cast

Pipes Mackenzie

Ian Coventry

Rocky

Anthony Leroy

Jethro

Josh Murphy

Golden Retriever

Sasha

Narrator

Davy Bielen

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