A Ballad of Blood and Bones

May 16, 2024

0h 11m

★ 10.0

Skeletons, Goblins, Knights, and the second coming of Jesus Christ

Overview

In a huge fantasy world, two goblins miss the biggest events of their lifetime; the second coming of Jesus Christ, the big football match and the thousand year war. Despite the fact it’s taking place right outside the window of their grimy apartment.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Animation

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Cast

Lin

Joe Capella

Gob

Daniel Toulson

Knight

Andy McQuaker

Jesus Christ

Simon G Craig

Referee

Mark Brisbourne

Narrator

Lauren Ward

Witch

Maisy Dodd

Witch

Pheonix Stanbury

Witch

Lewis Rowett

Viking

Arya Tajdar-Vernon

Viking

Sean Nottingham

Viking

Oliver Nottingham

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