Everybody Wants to Be Italian

Sep 18, 2007

1h 45m

★ 6.5

When it come to love, it's always better to be Italian.

Overview

Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian?

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Asgaard Entertainment

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Cast

Jake Bianski

Jay Jablonski

Marisa Costa

Cerina Vincent

Steve Bottino

John Kapelos

Gianluca Tempesti

John Enos III

Papa Aldo Tempesti

Richard Libertini

Isabella Bisclari

Marisa Petroro

Silvano the Tailor

Perry Anzilotti

Nick the Jeweler

Anthony Russell

Katerina

Tammy Pescatelli

Michael

Dan Cortese

Mrs. Abignali

Judith Scarpone

Mario Bisciari

P.J. Marino

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