Stealing Harvard

Sep 13, 2002

1h 25m

★ 4.8

Their intentions were honorable. Their methods were criminal.

Overview

John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Drama

Crime

Production Companies

Columbia Pictures

Revolution Studios

Imagine Entertainment

Stealing Harvard Trailers

Cast

John Plummer

Jason Lee

Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy

Tom Green

Elaine Warner

Leslie Mann

Patty Plummer

Megan Mullally

Mr. Warner

Dennis Farina

Noreen Plummer

Tammy Blanchard

Honorable Judge Emmett Cook

Richard Jenkins

David Loach

Chris Penn

Detective Charles

John C. McGinley

Uncle Jack

Seymour Cassel

Loach's Friend

Don Wilson

Liquor Store Clerk

Martin Starr

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